Monday, January 30, 2012

Why isn't the christian bible in the "Fiction" area in bookstores?

Or maybe in the mythology area? They keep misplacing these books into the non-fiction area!Why isn't the christian bible in the "Fiction" area in bookstores?
Because it's not fiction!!!!!!! If you think it is you obviously need Jesus. I'll pray for you.
Just saw this answer I posted 3 years ago. I am now atheist and often wonder the same question you posted. Funny how things change.

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Why isn't the christian bible in the "Fiction" area in bookstores?
They are not misplaced. Religion is not synonymous with mythology.

It is not fiction. The Bible is true.



YOU don't believe in it. You are not an authority. You have no proof that it is fiction or myth.





I have a great idea. Why don't you open a bookstore? Then you can put it where you please.



:) Cool idea?
Why don't you ask a question that hasn't been asked a thousand times already? I am sure you can come up with a better question than that old one. LOLWhy isn't the christian bible in the "Fiction" area in bookstores?
Obviously that would be because it is not fictional. Take the hint.
I would put it in the ADULT section!!!



Ezekiel 23:8 -New International Reader's Version (NIRV)

"She started being a prostitute in Egypt. And she never stopped. When she was young, men had sex with her. They kissed her virgin breasts. They used up all of their sinful longings on her* (*___ There is plenty of room here to fill in any real hard core ideas for a XXX movie truthful to God’s Holy Word the Bible!).



Ezekiel 23:20-21 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.



The first thing that righteous Noah did after landing off the ark was to plant a vineyard and make wine and get drunk. He got naked in his tent with his grandson Canaan… Poor kid… he turned out to be a disappointment and his grandpa Noah cursed the daylights out of him… In my old Christian School days I was told that the blacks were all descendants of Canaan…



The righteous Lot got drunk and had sex with his young virgin daughters until he got them pregnant! God must have enjoyed watching. He made Lot a Righteous man right on the spot!…



The first miracle that Jesus performed was to change water into wine!



A good shot of whiskey is prescribed BY GOD’S HOLY LAW as part of worship in his HOLY TEMPLE!!!



Deuteronomy 14:26 (NIV) Use the silver to buy whatever you like: cattle, sheep, wine or other fermented drink (KJV "strong drink"), or anything you wish. Then you and your household shall eat there in the presence of the Lord your God and rejoice.



God Almighty prescribed a DAILY “strong drink offering” for himself… The pageantry of the strong drink poured on the fire of the Altar to the LORD must have been awesome to watch!!! For centuries it used to be a Christian tradition to pour a few drops on the table for God’s sake before you bottom up your “strong drink”…



Numbers 28:7 (NIV) The accompanying drink offering is to be a quarter of a hin of fermented drink (KJV "strong wine") with each lamb. Pour out the drink offering to the Lord at the sanctuary.



Proverbs 31:6-7 (NIV) Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more* (*Please don’t drink like this and drive! The Bible publishers are too irresponsible not to have warning labels on the Bibles!)



Even the Bible teaches that nothing beats a good shot of hard liquor to get you back on your feet!



Zachariah 9:17 (KJV-1611) For how great is his goodness, and how great is his beauty! Corn (fermented corn, of course!) shall make the young men cheerful, and new wine the maids.



Regardless of your religion or lack thereof “Eat, DRINK and be merry for tomorrow we shall die” is an absolute universal truth! The same two-bit brained Christians banning abortion today were the ones who made the mobsters stinking rich people during the “prohibition” promoted by Billy Sunday saying that "Liquor is God's Worst Enemy" and had to be destroyed! Who knows what evils the misguided Pro-Lifers are planning for our nation now…!
The Bible is NOT fiction!!! It is all true! I wish you would just understand that God loves you and Jesus died for you and He gave you the Bible to live your life by.
simple, because it's not

why is it in every hotel room?
It really should be in the paperweight section.
You mean you actually believe there's nothing but LIES in the Bible? Wow! I guess you don't believe Egypt exists, the Euphrates and Tigris rivers exist, that Artaxerxes actually ruled as king of Persia, that Rome ruled the known world around the Mediterranean, that the Red Sea, the Jordan River exist (I've waded/swum in both, by the way, so I guess it was just my imagination), or that many of the kings not living in Israel but mentioned in the Bible existed? The Bible has never been proven false historically, scientifically, geographically or archaeologically. So your assertion that it should be in the FICTION section is seriously faulty. But then YOU PEOPLE usually do make that mistake and show yourself foolish. Ignorance of the Bible is a sad thing to see when someone thinks they know all about it.
Maybe you just went to a bad library because it's definately placed in the spirtual/religious section. Plus the Bible is non-fiction it's all true.
Does the "Religion" area ring a bell?
It has its own unique category because it is the greatest story ever told and the best selling book in history.



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cuz almost everyone in the us is christian and wants everyone else to be christain...
Its usually under religion and spiritual, right where it should be.
Your village called.. They would like you to come home.
The Holy Bible is considered Non-Fiction by billions of people.
I know. I don't know how many times I have moved the Bible to a spot right below the Fiction sign.
Same reason why you find books on evolution in the science section.



There has been lots of new information to come out that proves the Bible is correct.



BTW: It isn't just the Christian Bible you are insulting but the Jewish Bible too.
WHY DON'T YOU TROLLS STAY UNDER YOUR BRIDGES?



we keep finding you in YA...



does baby need attention? aww, it's so cute how you feel you need to cause arguments in order to prove your superior intellect!



maybe you should run along now child.
It's the religious brainwashing of publishers and bookstore owners. Dumb buyers wouldn't be able to find it if classisfied under mythology. They have to be led by the hand
As the Bible is about real people, who have lived through

4000 years in time %26amp; is the Truth it cannot be with the fairy

stories.
Well because they reserve that for Atheist and Agnostic definition of evolution as fact,FSM,and invisible unicorn, Right next to children's section next to man made delusions!

You ever been to a book store?

Bible most read book of all time,best seller always, Do you read? Try reading it applying it It helped to change my life and is still doing it even now after 15 years! Interesting thing about the Bible the words the message applies in different ways as you mature in Christ, it gets deeper and deeper in understanding! Show another book that accomplishes that!
It is not fiction and in time you will regret your current attitude toward God.
Not really,



Most of the time bookstores has inspirational sections.
You can place it anywhere in your library. I have many of them at my home and for me the Bible is my God's life manual. God's inspired Word written by chosen people.
It's in the RELIGION section.
The bookkeepers are biased. Religion and mythology are synonymous.
librarians aren't known for having the best eyesight I suppose.
Because religion is a socially-acceptable mental illness.

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