What would you have done if you were in this Christian bookstore...?

"Praise Jesus! I was visiting a Chrisitian bookstore this afternoon, when all of a sudden I heard it! I heard the mighty trumpet of Jesus, blowing loud and hard, calling all Christians home. It was as if I had been struck by lightning! I dropped the book I was perusing, stood stock still with my arms pointed skyward and said "YES LORD!". The shopkeep and the two other people in the shop looked at me as if I was insane. Turns out they knew something I didn't. The 1:45 fright train crosses the road every day at that time, and usually blows it's whistle when it's going through the intersection. I was sooo embarassed! But hey, at least I know I'll be ready when the real one comes! I'd rather be a bit embarrassed than unsaved!! "



(link: http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?p=93鈥?/a> )What would you have done if you were in this Christian bookstore...?
what

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That guy needs help.
Well what you did was embarrassing but lets face it if it was Jesus and you didn't praise him then that would be worse then praising a whistle but at least they know you believe in God and you have strong faith which i congratulate you on.What would you have done if you were in this Christian bookstore...?
lol at least you were prepared.. i would've did it if i thought the same thing. but i have a questino for you, you don't know what a freight train sounds like lol?



EDIT: your profile says you are an athiest... get a life like seriously
You wouldn't catch me dead in a Christian bookstore. They have nothing there that would be of any interest to a confirmed non-believer. I get my books of fantasy and magic at Barnes and Noble.What would you have done if you were in this Christian bookstore...?
haha!



that's too cute!



if i was there when they were, we would have found God regardless of the freight train XP



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awh, thumbs down suck. =[



jerks.
All the people answering, stop being dumba*ses. This didn't happen to her, she's quoting it. That's why there's a link. Dummies.
Disappointment ensured at the end of that poor guy's life.



To answer your question, I would have left as soon as I realised it was a Christian bookstore.
Yes. Therapy could help.
That's ridiculous.
Continued looking for a good book to read.
I would pass out laughing.



I would feel really bad for that person, but damn would it be funny!
Laurenn , Laurenn you are trying to be cute aren't you. God Bless
LOL!
*Drink*



Do you think this little tale is really fooling anyone?
I think we need to bring this to the attention of /i/
aha, I got a new prank, thanks
lol wow...
you're really weird...lol
You never practice too much....



Good for you
I lol'd really hard IRL.
i would have put it back in my pants
Nice prank! I'll have to remember that when I hear something stupid about atheist, no I'm not that naive.

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H I L A R I O U S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!