Friday, January 20, 2012

Are you doing your Black Friday shopping at the Christian stores?!?

I'm a moral Christian and am strating my morning off at the Christian bookstores.. I will be getting there at 4 am for the doorbusters and will be outside the stores praying for everyones sin while waiting for the doors to open .. I will probably take my Bible with me so I can read it while waiting and can spread the word of the Lord to other people outside. I am also going to Target since they support anti-gay candidates which I'm happy about because we got to stop this sin and perversion.Are you doing your Black Friday shopping at the Christian stores?!?
Hell no!
You're also a smug, proud, arrogant christian, according to your post.



If you're going to start at 4 am, you're up way past your bedtime. Get some sleep if you've planned a hard day of praying tomorrow.



I couldn't name or identify a christian store within 100 miles of here if I had the phone book and the internet to help me.Are you doing your Black Friday shopping at the Christian stores?!?
Sorry, but I don't participate in the holiday pimping of Christmas or anything else. I do need a new pair of sunglasses but I will forgo the madness until they fall apart. When I buy them, I'll go to Target too.
Im going to a music store. we dont have any completely christian stores where i live. and you are never going to abolish gay people. there are too many. and they keep coming. heheAre you doing your Black Friday shopping at the Christian stores?!?
No, I am going to eat pounds of my leftover turkey and watch Ethiopian children starve on TV because I am a douchey atheist.
I don't go shopping on Black Friday at all; I value my life, and don't care to get trampled by the shopping-maddened hordes.



Good luck.
No. They're boring.
Good for you.
Uhh no O_O
I'm going on black saturday.
no thats the devils holiday to steal ur money
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