Ladies: What might be some fun activities for a date at a Christian bookstore?

I'm kinda broke, and so I'm taking a lady to a Christian bookstore so we can make fun of stuff there, before we go get sushi and run out on our bill. What might be some good games to play on the staff while we're there? We don't really care if we get kicked out or banned from the store...



Thanks!



-OccultyLadies: What might be some fun activities for a date at a Christian bookstore?
I'm not going to a Christian book store ever again. They don't have video booths, or anything! And yet, they dare to call themselves a book store.
Wow. You're going into a Christian bookstore to make fun of things? I may not be perfect, but you're far from it. God bless your soul, and may he lead you down the right path, because apparently satan has taken over yours.Ladies: What might be some fun activities for a date at a Christian bookstore?
Play hide the Satanist Bible, see how long it takes the workers to find it.



Alternatively, walk in with matching swastika t-shirts, and request a copy of Mein Kampf :) x
Start simulating (or engaging in) sex acts and with each position ask if this is permissible within the confines of a christian marriage.

Believe me..this one always gets em'.

EDIT-I simply LOVE Mothball simply b/c they are spoofing Fireball. Amen.Ladies: What might be some fun activities for a date at a Christian bookstore?
Sunday sacrifices..



Crucifix masturbation..



Crucify her then eat her out til she cums in your mouth before she dies
Since the Biblical Sabbath is from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown, ask the clerk for a Christian copy of the Nine Commandments.
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them
I think you should both go dressed in burqas with little detonator cables conspicuously hanging out of your sleeves.
introduce yourselves as mr. and mrs. satan and say that you're looking for some good old fashioned books about rituals
Ask a fellow clerk to pray for your forgiveness for the sins that you are thinking of.
Of course he is trolling, you chuckleheads.
why don't you try acting like an adult and see where that gets you! what a moron!
LOL ... I personally think you're just trolling, but if you're not, I honestly feel sorry for you...Get laid, wtf ?