Questions to ask yourself...?

.Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae bra? I bet. sicko...



2.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? lolz



3.How is it possible to have a civil war?



5.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? oh no!



6.If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?



7.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? er...



8.Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?



9.Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”? lolz rofl lol bwuahahahaha



10.Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?



11.Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?



14.Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?



15.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Darn good question for those idiot scientists. If you cant already tell im a Christian. Yay God!



17.I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.



18.If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? i know right! its cuz theya rent psychic. they jsut rip people off



20.If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?



21.If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

lolz againQuestions to ask yourself...?
Questions to ask yourself...?

All I have to ask myself is "have I seen all these questions on a website before, and yes I have.?Questions to ask yourself...?
do i have 2 answer all

cuz i can't