Best joke in the universe!!!!!!!!?

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.



I was feeling particulary sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.



I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice the light had changed.

It's a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd never had noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind me started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, Go! Go!" What an excelent chearleader he was for the Lord. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.



Give me a star and come back in 15 min. I'm runing out of space!Best joke in the universe!!!!!!!!?
hmm I thoought it was great and hilarious. I am sure there are a few people here that actually do that. Totally funny best joke I've seen today by far!
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hahahahahahhahahahhhhhhhahahahahaaaaa
That is so funnyy!! you should sell me the sticker sometime!!鈾?/div>

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Best joke in the universe!!!!!!!!?
heard it b4! it's pretty funny. r u gonna post the rest of it?!
Excellent delivery
mmmm ok nice try.
What!?
i get it's funny but keepem short
ok?
I thought it was funny. .. The Joke was Mild..But the Delivery was Great..
kindda gud
I liked it. I sometimes come across those type of people on Sundays, and they do make you miss the light. I occasionally reach into the arm-rest, pull out a handful of change, and pelt their car. Maybe they thought I was tithing.
Uh. . . it's that funny. I've heard better jokes. =)))