Grandmama Driving -- funny but long, is that ok?

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from..Grandmama Driving -- funny but long, is that ok?
HAHAHAHA!!! Holy Jesus that was hilarious! I think what makes it funnier is, I can see some grandmas, and grandpas, that literraly fit that description, not to mention are probably having the same inner monolouge as that one was.



Christian Bumper Sticker - $2.99



Gasoline for car ride - $20



Enjoying the love of the Lord with so many wonderful people, including Hawaiins! - Priceless.
LOL!Grandmama Driving -- funny but long, is that ok?
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nice, i love the middle finger part... nice... its long and not rly a catchy ending but funny... more!
hehehehehehehehehehe... 2pts 4 me!!Grandmama Driving -- funny but long, is that ok?
that was fantastic! I loved it. I really loved it, and could picture everything going on. You are a great story teller.
hahahahahaha...............
LOL-that's funny!
thats very funny and i would recommend you for a joke book for adults.
it was really long but it was kinda funny, kinda slowed down at the end