The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so…….I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I am glad I did !!!!!!! What an uplifting experience followed !!!!!!!
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is…….and I did not notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he had not honked, I had never have noticed !!!!!!! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus !!!!!!! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, “For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO !!!!!!!” What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus !!!!!!!Granny Loves Jesus?
Never heard that story before, First joke I laughed at tonight so far. Keep 'em coming.
Glad that turned out to be one heard or couldn't get to sleep. Thanks for the laugh.Granny Loves Jesus?
'You got a star from this ole Pagan
hahaha hilarious!Granny Loves Jesus?
DJ - a Star for you - CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is brilliant.
you have to be kidding me
hawainm my fanny
i have to admit thats pretty funny
Damn Granny! ROFLMAO!! She's old, she doesn't know any better! Good joke! x^)
that's f**king brilliant!
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